Does this mean my dog will no longer be able to do his trick where he “nothin but net” poops on the grate so I don’t have to pick anything up? Boo

This is so stupid. My initial thoughts:

Can people stop freaking the fuck out about herpes? One in six Americans has genital herpes. It’s absurdly common, very treatable, and once on Valtrex, the vast majority of people with the disease have extremely rare outbreaks or even none at all after contracting it.

Nah, this is pretty easy for me to believe. She can’t do online dating because people would make it weird. Celebs, especially female ones, complain about this all the time, and I 100% believe it because even *I* can barely use dating apps without dudes finding my blog and tweeting at me while they message me and…

If they really thought the clock was a bomb, wouldn’t they have evacuated the school?

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Like I said in a different thread, this isn’t a joke. She’s setting a very dangerous precedent. What happens when a cop kills two gay men because that is what Leviticus tells him

Dude I would love it if they had a brick and mortar store in like, my city. I *love* their clothes, but I’ve never actually ordered anything because I hate not being able to try things on before purchasing it. (I know I could send it back if it doesn’t fit, but that’s effort.)
I am like stupid excited about this.

(Don’t…

This looks like it could be fantastic for me. My hair is a fine, lightweight mix of wavy and straight, and if I’m bothering to style it at all (which, rarely), usually I wind up straightening it after drying, mainly for body but also because a consistent texture just looks better, more polished. This does the whole…

This looks like it could be fantastic for me. My hair is a fine, lightweight mix of wavy and straight, and if I’m…

Team dryer with attachments for the win! I thought I was the only one buying them. I currently use a Conair as well, but previously used Hot Tools.

Team dryer with attachments for the win! I thought I was the only one buying them. I currently use a Conair as well,…

I am so enthusiastic about this blow dryer, because it has changed my life. My LIFE.

I am so enthusiastic about this blow dryer, because it has changed my life. My LIFE.

I am also not a dude and I've dipped my toes into men's products quite a few times. I love you for this rec. And you made me laugh.

I am also not a dude and I've dipped my toes into men's products quite a few times. I love you for this rec. And you…

I’m someone who’s really tried to go the non-anti-perspirant route, even though research on the safety of antiperspirants is pretty up in the air tbh, but when it’s not the dead of winter I just can’t do it. I hate having visible sweat on my clothes, smelly or otherwise.

I’m someone who’s really tried to go the non-anti-perspirant route, even though research on the safety of…

This blowdryer is my secret weapon: http://www.amazon.com/Infiniti-Conai…

I think I was like 12, and I was walking from a show in NYC back to NJ transit with my parents. I was wearing a mini skirt and a tank top, and I don’t remember how I became aware of the male gaze that was suddenly upon me — maybe one guy actually cat called me, maybe one of my parents pointed it out.

CAN WE MODIFY THAT HASHTAG TO #BANALMEN AND MAKE IT A THING

Like I said in my own rec, I generally just go with cheap drugstore mascara...but Benefit is *definitely* the way to go if you want to spend more. The new Roller Lash is really good, too.

Like I said in my own rec, I generally just go with cheap drugstore mascara...but Benefit is *definitely* the way to…

Oldie but goodie: CoverGirl Lashblast

Oldie but goodie: CoverGirl Lashblast