Astro Dracula
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Jun 4 2016
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(Well…they weren't blue before but they're sure blue now.)
I would like to apologize to those offended by my insensitive and distasteful comments. I honestly don't know where the line is until I cross it.

May 21 2016
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Just hire these guys on the cheap. Give them half a million to make a six part web series. Your Star Trek brand gets energized by the people who love it. Wow, what a concept.

May 21 2016
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Flash forward to the blu-ray extra where Keaton says "I'm Batman."
…good joke
everybody laugh…

May 16 2016
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The show Speechless could teach you (William Hughes) not to use the phrase "wheelchair-bound".

May 7 2016
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I recommend everyone should add the chrome extension that turns any mention of "millennials" into "snake people". It's a true delight. It's makes what he's saying even more worthless and mediocre.

May 2 2016
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Weird, I personally reject photos of Amy Schumer. Maybe we'd all be more comfortable with giving her A LOT of privacy.

Apr 20 2016
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I like the idea of Marvel "bad guys" playing DC "good guys" and vice versa. Now if Marvel's "good guys" don't get burned out from the genre and Warner Bros. learn what a super hero does, we're in business.

Mar 26 2016
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Zack Snyder and J.J. Abrams are filmmakers to run a checklist through, not Luc Besson.

Mar 25 2016
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Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Strange.
Laurence Fishburne as Martian Manhunter.
Mel Gibson as Thanos
… Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones forever.

Mar 25 2016
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How did this leftover Gawker story get flushed down to you Rob Dean?