You know, I admit that in the past two years I've read every single news article about the man and his multiple canceled tour dates, his beefs (ha!) with everybody, his general assholery and the whole thing about his instant-classic autobiography but I've never actually listened to any of Morrissey's solo albums and…

Woah, I guess this is enough to officially pronounce the guy a dick… Thank you all so much! Next time I have some imaginary argument with someone who says Jodorowsky is a genius I'm gonna have some fun pointing his assholery and greedyness, thus invalidating any possible argument.

Seriously? I can't believe that, do you have a link to the story concerning the running away with the investors' money part and the Spanish/French courts? That's fucked up. I've never really liked Jodorowsky's movies (those frogs exploding in The Holy Mountain are at the same time pretentious and gratuitous and…

Yeah, I didn't mean that Malle's version isn't good, just that I would love to see an update on that particular story. I'm not a huge Anderson fan, but I also feel that it would suit him well and could perhaps produce an awesome movie.

Was this based on George Perec's Life A User's Manual? After looking at the trailer I immediately thought of that book, I hope there's some relationship there, but I have no idea if Anderson has ever mentioned it as an influence. I think he should adapt something from Perec, it would suit his style well, or from…