The Miami New Times reports that the morgue corpse fridge broke down. That took me less than 3 minutes to google.

Say no more

only when there’s a president who will pardon me when i’m in a foul mood and decide to blast some civilians

It’s a job, not a divine calling that automatically makes someone a more virtuous person. If i wanted to kiss someone’s ass with a dangerous job it would be loggers (plus i could do the whole “dur hur hur you wouldn’t even have a place to live if it weren’t for lumber”)

is it unreasonable of me to expect this will policy will backfire because people’s lives are integrated with their cell phones or mobile device, and NOT their cars? they see an opportunity to reap short term subscrition based benefits for in car apps an decide to do this? maybe they need more MBA classes

BuT maH FreDDUmmbssS!!

It’s almost rusty enough for a certain ex-Jalopnik writer to want to take to Moab.

*Never* during the warranty period. After that? It is only a problem for the after market.

That is such a silly take. When offers like these are made, the employer isn’t looking to “make” anybody do anything.

maybe they take a long time to recharge. like a really long time.

Your key is hackable just via different means

Works quite well in my Tesla, the rest of the industry really should step into 2012, its awesome.

It’s a dart. Or a missile. Its performance comes from thrust not lift, is what I’m getting at. Or more accurately, its relative thrust to drag. Yes, there is some lift, but its tiny compared to it just being a low drag dart. It’s a clever interpretation of what a paper airplane is...but I would say this is a record…

i made $15k one year buying $2.97 ed hardy markdowns from sams club and auctioning them all off.

It’s entrepreneurship, actually. Comparing thrifting to colonialism is fucking outrageous, and actively offensive to people actually suffering under colonialism. 

I am trying super hard to sympathize with Adam Levine, but there’s just something about that guy. 

No generation pulled up a ladder on you. Stop parroting left catch phrases that make you sound stupid.

But if you’re making shit money, maybe you shouldn’t be buying the average new car.

tbh, it might not really be a zoomer thing. if you’re young and making shitty money and the average price of a new car is like $40K, then there you go.

“Yes, it looks cool”