Pay for a first class ticket.

Here's Rob Ford:

What I read:

Sometimes I don't get jokes, but I gwt this one. I'm so proud of myself.

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…

Huayra sounds <<<<<< Zonda sounds

Is an alley oop still worth the same amount of points as a lay up?

The Tesla Factory, formerly GM/Toyota's NUMMI facility, is still way under utilized right now for the Model S. They used to mass produce the Matrix and Corolla there. Tesla can greatly expand production there for more Model S's along with the upcoming Model X, Model R, and Model E (the last two names are unofficial).

Before the Buzz Killingtons of Jalop show up, I want to take a moment to applaud this effort.

"Fuck the Browns."

Indeed. For all it's 1950s (converted to meet TSA standards) warts, it really isn't all that bad. The people? I make an effort to do as much as I can online so I limit interaction at *any* airport.

PHL

Philly is my worst. The traffic patterns to return a car are the worst. And I've been delayed taking off, for various reasons, at least 4 out of every 5 times I've used that shithole.

Philadelphia, where 1 terminal is completely separated from the rest of the airport and everything is just an absolute clusterfuck

what a fucking useless state

Where are these guys to protect me from getting ripped off on my Tesla purchase? The customer needs to be shielded from those bloodsucking car manufacturers. The dealer exists to help service the car-buying public.

Heh heh, "Big 10".

Okay. *fans self*

"Nothing to fiero but fiero itself" probably the greatest (and lamest) title for an article ever devised.

Is the tranny sourced from Thailand? I've heard the Thai trannies have all sorts of teething issues.