“He’s a good Capitalist, he’s not a great businessman”

yeah i mean if he stopped shooting, clearly he’s not going to start shooting again /s

“...who was tracked to an Anaheim apartment”

“Literally every person on the planet: “I would rather own, but can’t because X”

cool Karl, what else do you think the world owes you?

damn, this got me good lololol

“I quit watching network television about 15 years ago.”

what did i miss, or is Joe just an old man yelling at clouds again

came here to watch dudes argue in the comments about who can go faster on their bikes

absolutely insane that they STILL don’t offer a USB-C receiver, or at least include an adapter with the mouse.

you don’t know jack shit about Yellow Springs, but i would imagine people who have lived there for decades and attend town council meetings do.

lol Dave Chappelle did not “build his career on bashing trans folk”

woman dates trash human, gets dumped like trash - news at 11

“You want some more” - robot bartender

at what point should the government stop being responsible for protecting people from their own stupidity?

i cannot imagine the absolute hatred that the professional astronauts must have for these random rich people

one of the nice things about getting older is being able to do stuff that may not look cool but is really convenient and great without having to give a flying fuck (pun intended) what other people think about it. you should try it, it’s liberating

Does anyone over the age of 10 ever sit in a 3rd row seat anyway?

what is the compelling reason for anyone to go to Mars?  if Earth gets hit by an asteroid, won’t it essentially turn into....Mars?

i was at the airport yesterday and i ordered by food with an iPad, and the freakin thing tried to add an automatic 18% gratuity to my bill.  It was actually a pain in the ass to figure out how to take the tip OFF my bill.  Who am I tipping?  the iPad?  or the person who picked up my food from the window and dropped it…