“Caruana’s coming chronometrical catastrophe created a calamitous climate”

not sure how much time we should spend telling firefighters how to do their job, no matter how easy it is for me since i’m not battling an active forest fire

i’ve long since switched to a safety razor when i need a full shave, but I will always have some small amount of brand loyalty to Gillette ever since they sent me a free razor on my 18th birthday.  Probably one of the best marketing moves of all time.

looks like the future is still really Faraway

Screw this guy, but...

lol, very solid idea. i worked at stir crazy in legacy village in college so we can play pinball and compare notes on the “build your own stir-fry” industry

oh my god +100000000000000000000000 well done

calling it a “thing” is a stretch, Forest City is the only bar that has it and they’ve got 4 courts. That’s like saying Whirleyball is a thing - which it TOTALLY SHOULD BE.

just curious - does ANY insurance in the universe cover this?

His is why form-factor is so important to me and why it’s so infuriating that there are no small phones out there anymore.  I’m going to try to use my SE forever

let’s be real - the best thing that any of us will ever do for the environment is die.

hey guys, look!  an insufferable douchebag!

IWANTDAT

wait wait wait....can you NOT fold the back seats down?

Bravo

an iconic american company just hired a new CFO. it’s newsworthy, so shut up. asshole.

that throw in the second video of the bunt attempt is insane

just some incels being angry at seeing more women they’ll never be able to fuck

your cloth seats conveniently come off? what kind of space ship do you have?

wait who talks about how great cloth seats are?