“In early November, the two NYPD detectives who were accused of raping a teenager in the back of a police van resigned rather rather than face trial.”

awesome, when i run out of fuel in the wilderness i can just plug this into a squirrel’s USB port

awesome, when i run out of fuel in the wilderness i can just plug this into a squirrel’s USB port

How the fuck does this only have 4 stars?

this is the best comment on the internet today BY FAR

There are cones on the field. This is not a real game. He’s not at midfield. It’s 10 seconds of footage. You’re an idiot.

Are you fucking stupid he didn’t even touch the ball in the video?

Found the A’s fan

you should check out Kan Jam, it’s much more conducive to drinking beers WHILST playing

oh shit bro I see it now!

Or, you know, things could be exactly as they seem and she just tried to get a friend to lie about it

I have absolutely no clue what happened but it was awesome

Shit, I’m gonna go ask my boss for a raise now. I’ll just tell him that Justin Westbrook says everyone should get a raise when they ask for one.

Man, you must not have seen a very many super hammered people

Miami was a university before Florida was a state. Suck it.

Can you please do an article on the owners of www.nissan.com

Nah, the running of the Labatts is in a few weeks. The Canadians throw them in the lake and all of Cleveland lines the shores to collect them as they float across

“Gothamist found a real-life black woman named Shaniqua (which, too perfect) who is hell-bent on taking down a Mister Softee ice cream truck driver who blasts jingles a little too loud for her liking.”

yes, and all black people are good dancers, they just don’t know it

since he got beaten to death in 30 seconds by a mob of 10-15 people, i’d imagine his 3 friends were avoiding the situation as there wasn’t much they could do except die as well

1. for the past ~year we’ve been talking about russian meddling in the election. clearly it is relevant that a russian person contacted the trump campaign with russian government-supplied evidence against hillary. we may be partisan, but you’re pretty dense if you don’t see the connection here.