Nah, a bike a hundred years from now will look like this:

The original.

Most days, I am grateful for the new information the internet brings me about people, places and things I may not have known about before. Indeed, my life has been enriched unexpectedly today through learning of the existence of this important work.

A Midsummer Night's Oil Leak? Much Ado about Noise? The Merchant of Leather? Henry V (twin)? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??

I’ve been to the US several times (East, West and Central) and traffic certainly travels slower there in rural areas than in the many European countries I’ve been to. They go further but that’s not the same thing, except that it may affect concentration levels.

You’re definitely overestimating the speed of these guys. When you’re stopped and a motorcycle passes you a few feet from your car, of course it looks like they’re flying through traffic. Only the idiots are going 45 between stopped cars. Most of the responsible ones are doing like 20-30 tops and if we see a turn…

What if you always checked your mirrors before leaving a lane in other states too?

Just for shits I took a look at the third world hell holes you mentioned and here’s the numbers for homicides per 100 000 people per year, in no particular order.

Brazil 24.6
South Africa 33
Zimbabwe 7.5
Mexico 15.7
Russia 9.5
Iraq 8.0
Iran 3.9
Somalia 5.6
North Korea 0.7
USA 3.9

So yeah, most of the places you mentioned are…

It sucks that we live in a major first world industrialized country and you had to choose that list to come up with more dangerous places.

It hasn’t made it to the first world yet.

So it is available in any color as long as it is black.

Here is a clean new design!

Maybe I’m getting old, but the styling on bikes these days seems unnecessarily busy and, uh, not smooth? Looks like a robotic insect.

And as I told my girlfriend when I went to race Pikes Peak. “If I die on the mountain, don’t say “Well at least he died doing what he loved”. I do not love falling off the side of a mountain...

“Freedom” is an odd word choice...but I guess for me riding brought back the joy of being on the road and being connected it and feeling it. Like, you can feel the painted lines even. Basically, all the reasons I liked to just aimlessly drive, the bike brought all that back, but then I started to just really…

And Trump possesses neither training, nor experience!

This will be perfect for the Harley-Davidson rider who, while happy with his bike being heavy and poorly sprung, just needs less range and the longest refueling time possible!

I want some way for it to play tie fighter noises that isn’t merely a loudspeaker.

...how will they get the electric motor to leak oil?