Thats very nice of you. Can I also suggest a Sephora giftcard?

Careful on that one - every woman I've ever dated had their own particular slant when it came to make up. This shit is expensive and not worth screwing up on. What I found, in my first marriage, was this: Good gift - bag of makeup brushes, applicators, carry bags, and maybe some scent that you know she likes. Bad…

I am going to print all the responses, so I can buy make up for my girlfriend. This is the best!

Used returned items are destroyed on site. Testers are sent to the store, labeled as such. Employees don't want to use used products, they get a crap ton of new goodies weekly. I miss my crap ton of goodies :(

I like FAB (First Aid Beauty) because they seem to be gentle yet effective. I can safely recommend them to most skin types. Same with Ole Henriksen. I think Peter Thomas Roth is over priced but decent (love his Pumpkin enzyme mask and the new Irish Moor mask).

And I have a second question which is something I always wonder about when I return products I've barely touched. What do you do with returned, used items? Throw them away? Use them as testers? Are the employees allowed to take any of them?

Yeah, I like Griffin (her stand up I think is fabulous!) but I agree with you regarding the sinking ship.

People really don't recognize her hustle. She was/is a straight D-lister, per her old show. She worked that angle to become a popular underdog and icon in her own right. She was never bitchy or came across as greedy. She makes jokes about being bitchy and greedy but at the end of the day she comes across as honest. I…

Bitch jumped off a sinking ship while her dress was on fire.

Sometimes you gotta hustle, I guess.

I'm proficient in WordPerfect and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.

"Okay. Detente."

"Aaand ... I just turned 30! I know the exact minute I was born because it was in my mom's lawsuit against the roller coaster."

She's starred in a few Harmony Korine flicks and that's enough for me to hate her.

Today on imgur, I saw this post that's very much in your vein. A guy with amazing ass strength.

"I am writing this while drinking rum and eating Cadbury mini eggs in bed."

Gonna start with what Ava DuVernay tweeted last night:
"An episode like this isn't easy. Isn't easy to write. Isn't easy to direct. Isn't easy to get on air. I appreciate the effort."

After that speech I called him a complete racist fuck. As soon as he said "you people" I knew where it was heading. His complaints that he didn't get enough respect echo EXACTLY what a bunch of white cops were echoing in the wake of Ferguson. I definitely believe his speech was meant to vilify him and it was…

Yeah, I didn't see the officer's speech as sympathetic so much as it was an attempt to lay bare how those assholes really think. He was basically screaming "respect my authoritah!"

"When will the white community leaders stand up and condemn this epidemic of serial killers?"