The basket thing is funny but it's the dismissive gesture she gives towards the supermarket employee that had me cracking up.

That is because you are not closed minded and are freaking awesome.

I loved Selfie. Freaking loved it.

I gotta give a special shout out to the two little brothers. They're god damn perfect.

She's tied with Bow from Black-ish for me.

Jessica's paranoia and the whole "Have the party here. We know there aren't any child molesters in this house", was direct from my Mexican mom's playbook. It gave me fuzzies to see a sitcom parent going nuts over the evening news and being worried about their kids. Not like Fullhouse where the kids got to GO TO THE…

This show is probably my favorite new comedy of the 2014/2015 Season. Perfectly cast, sharply written, and the jokes just don't stop.

Thats fantastic! Congrats on your hard earned sleeker form. Ive lost about 60 by making better food choices and moving more. I would never judge anyone for losing weight unless they were using crack cocaine or meth for that purpose. And even that would be out of deep concern. Ive seen Requiem for a Dream too many…

You really shouldn't run in Chuck Taylors.

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

likewise! I love my jawbone. It's reminders to drink more and eat fiber essentially led to what I can only believe amounts to crapping out 10 lbs in two weeks. I'm not complaining.

The shame factor of those things is no joke. I lost mine and actually ended up replacing it because seeing how goddamn low those numbers were now that I work in an office terrified the shit out of me. Not having them shoved in my face multiple times a day made it easier to be in denial.

Whatever. It may not be totally accurate but the $50 I spent on my fitbit was worth it. It 100% shames me into walking more. Judgemental numbers do so much more for me than they should. Do whatever works for you. All I know is that getting to the step goal becomes an obsession with users and it gets you moving more.

Oh, man, four children? Single? Cerebral palsy? She needs this. I hope this changes her life in so many ways. I'm getting giddy just thinking about the relief she's probably feeling. I hope she buys a huge home in the Caribbean with a live in nurse and her own personal house boy, and only let's immediate,…

See, I heard it was better to take the staggered payout so you can get the irresponsible spending out of your system the first year. Then, you still have $$$ coming.

First thought: Man, she's freaking cool.

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

I got it!! They sent an email back within an hour or two that they had added a month to my prime account. Sweet. I'm going to have to really pay attention now and do this every time they have a late shipment.