This is my favorite thing I've read on Deadspin all year.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Shit, do kids still do that? No child of mine will dress like the baddest girl at the Avril Lavigne concert.

"A new radio."

I think the chicken head drawing is a human hand and wrist, showing you what a "rist bange" is; apparently, its a long fingerless glove, presumably like Madonna would wear.

Yes, there's a daughter, and she is adorable.

Fucking hell, what an attractive family. Those boys are so cute! And Posh's makeup is STUNNING. And Beck's tie is really really nice.

This is like staring into a loser echo chamber. Or a tea party rally.

Might I also suggest: SHUT UP. Don't offer extra information. Don't say shit that you think won't incriminate you. If you're in some sort of "arrest zone", just STFU and ask for a lawyer. The cops are NOT your friends. Doesn't mean they're evil, but they really don't have your (a suspect to them) best interest in…

If I may cast my votes....

Too sexy for the Saudis...

The part about flour is just plain wrong. I'm sorry but the flour you use DOES make a difference. If I'm making bread, I only use King Arthur. In a pinch I might get the Gold Medal but I won't get store brand flour. Why? The protein levels are too inconsistent. King Arthur Unbleached has a higher protein level (more…

I sure wish they would stop calling that stuff cheese. It ain't cheese. It may have cheese molecules in it but it ain't cheese!

Depends- generic black cherry was pretty awesome when I was a kid, and there are almost no name brand black cherry sodas.

Yeah - I love the smooth sugar coating on Advil when I really need ibuprofen. I can swallow it easily without water.

Not all generic over-the-counter pills are created equal. The inactive "packing" ingredients are often cheaper, and so are the coatings. I have had generic allergy meds that broke up into bits just getting them out of the blister pack. Also, you only need to have one generic asparin dissolve on your tongue to make you…

While it is true that the active ingredient in many OTC pain killers is the same, I was once told by a doctor that he did, in fact, spend money on name brand aspirin and ibuprofen because how fast they work has as much to do with the binders used in the pills—cheap pills use cheap binders that dissolve slower and…

Here in Belgium we're used to knocking on bakery doors at around 2am when we're walking home from a party .. They'll usually give you the leftovers from the previous day, and that's exactly what you want at that precise time of day (or night if you prefer) :-)