But... isn't she a basic?

All the time. And as a person who also works in popular media, this list gives me all sorts of life. God, NYC media people, our attitude and the ridiculous subjects we have to cover on a daily basis are THE WORST. And the best.

Fair play... proceed!

YASSSSS THIS ALL OF THIS

Andy Cohen is a vile, exploitative human being.

Between this, the on air clowning and jiving, and the farting, who knew Whoopi was the basic one on The View?

All right, Scalia, time to get off the internet for today!

They say Sandra has become a real evil snow queen after hanging around Cuomo.

I'm sorry, but I got that peppermint bark as a gift four or five years ago, and Williams Sonoma now gets my loot on the regular. That stuff is like sweet sweet tongue crack... unicorn heaven in a piece of chocolate.

Yep, I worked at a seafood restaurant in Cape Cod where the owner/chef was the dirtiest, meanest, laziest dude ever, and refused to throw away any sides like bread or potatoes. The worst summer of my life, for sure....

YES! The two shots of the robots, I was like "did they borrow Chris Cunningham's robots from the Bjork video??"

Hmmmm. Hmmmmmmm. I don't know about this one. But damn if movie magic isn't keeping Ah-nold young FOREVER.

I was, but my mother would have Satan eyed me into next week if i said that at ELEVEN.

Parenting #fail, for sure.

Maybe Black folks figured out that underneath her 'awww shucks' corny routine lurks the beating, thriving heart of a basic Mean Girl. NO THANKS.

I'd have been more impressed if he showed a model on the can, supposedly knocking out a #2....

Well, at least she used an Anglo/Western face this time around in her anime, ahem.

Well looky here! It's the ghost of Mr. Blackwell, back on the scene to share some budget fashion commentary. I'm sure Solange is taking your notes to heart as she jets off to her fabulous honeymoon. Thanks anyway!

Um, no, you're just trolling

This is the winner, for sure... I MEAN.