Mama Tina is SLAYING this... Bey and Solange can both say "we get it from our mama!"

BOOM. Nailed it right here.... Bud Light will give you one helluva a killer hangover if you don't pay attention!

PREACH. This human Bratz doll is nowhere in the leagues of true voices of our times. She'll haunt the radio for the next decade or so, but I for one can't wait until she's a sad, distant memory.

Why is she jacking Beyonce's tour imagery?!?!?

Thank you. That trick is trippppppping.

WHY? Why does the music industry do this? OVER & OVER?!?!!?

And throughout Russia and Eastern Europe, a thousand oligarch wives collectively orgasmed.

Oh Connie no. I don't even know how to form words around that hair....

GROSS. And calling him a critic is being generous. He's basically a loudmouth who's scared "music industry types" into subscribing to his newsletter. I unsubscribed after he used a bunch of coded racist language to talk about Black artists he didn't like. Fuck that dude forever.

Well... I work in media/entertainment, and there's also a lot of stories about a former athlete turned legendary action star who liked to toss ladies' salads in semi-public places, like in public bathrooms and in notso-locked rooms at parties/walk-in closets (you know, places of that sort). Basically, he had a thing…

I swear there was a blind item about a sports celeb who liked the salad tossing, then had his driver take the evening's conquests home (nothing on the gift basket, tho... that is truly next level!)... maybe the Jete likes the booty treats?!?!

This gif will be used at least once a week for the rest of my life. Thank you.

Same here. Saw Annie once, and never saw it again!

All of this. ALL OF IT.
They knew about it less than a week after the assault occurred.... this is not news. What is news is that the NFL tried to keep this bit of news under wraps, because they knew Roger's head would be on a spike outside of the building by the weekend.

Thanks Google... this lobbed me right in the feels.

But inexplicably, Andy Beta didn't interview one actual Jamaican about why they love Air Supply...

Please stop... your basic ignorance is screaming through my computer screen. Wow.

100% dead on... all that's missing is the washboard and the banjo. Same shit, different day.

Khaleesi tho?!?!?!