“had no behavioral problems in the 30 years he has been in prison.”

Like the oldest Osbourne daughter who was like, “fuck this shit, i’m not gonna let y’all sacrifice me.”

I remember seeing an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap with Sisqo’s family as one of the families. He kept pushing his daughter to get into music and performing and was like “she’s so musical! she’s gonna go places!” and then the swap wife asked her what she wanted to do and I think she said something like physical…

So a porn studio does a better job at handling sexual assault than a lot of religious institutions.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

I just use coffee cans . . . .

I just use coffee cans . . . .

I have one of these and it’s amazing. If you decide to grow basil, prepare to have more than you can ever use.

I have one of these and it’s amazing. If you decide to grow basil, prepare to have more than you can ever use.

On the one hand, I’m super sympathetic because it’s obvious she’s in tremendous pain and needs help. But on the other hand, I have a super toxic mom and for my own sanity have to keep her away from me and this is precisely the shit she’s pull to try and get attention from me. (She let my abusive ex husband move in…

“Herbs and Vegetables”. Yeah right.

“Herbs and Vegetables”. Yeah right.

Yeah, whenever someone gets totally bent out of shape about that word, I like to point out that A) anyone who thinks that cunt is inherently worse than dick or asshole is tacitly agreeing with the dicks and assholes who seem to think our cunts are the source of all their woes, and B) that is a very American point of…

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

Your reasoning is bad and you should feel bad.

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

When I picture the states I like to picture it as the set of Deadwood.

It’s incredible what makes people become unglued. Motherfucker, smoking inside buildings has been outlawed basically everywhere for YEARS. This is not new information. Yet this is what he decided was worth killing someone over? Some defenseless employee just doing her job, telling him something any idiot knows? The…

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

Jesus Fucking Christ, the dude they got a quote from in the story:

There is absolutely no way we are not related.

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