Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

Having spent several years in food service, mostly hauling sizzling fajita plates around, I can honestly say I fantasized many, MANY times about dropping one of those plates in a customer’s lap. The difference, though, is that I DIDN’T. Jesus, lady.

i hope he steps on a lego

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

I’m one of those “all drab greys and blacks and solid earth tones with one bright/patterned accent” people, so I am in complete agreement with you. I would wear one of the skirts, or one of the jackets, or one of the blouses - if everything else was extremely muted.

Everything together is kind of a hot mess, but some of these pieces are killer. And all of these clear, bright colors! THANK GOD.

I feel like the bigger story is that an infant is living in a prison. What the what?

My mom threatened to kill herself when I cut her out. I can relate to the difficulty of dealing with people who are mentally unwell who also happen to be your parent. It’s an absolute nightmare.

I’m Australian. I know people who would do exactly that. My late husband among them.

OOH! Mine too now! Great idea.

It absolutely is. “I don’t want your meatballs” is my new favorite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

I’m attempting to mentally work out the logistics of that...and failing.

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

So we allow Stephen Fry to date guys 30 years younger than him, but Dane Cook dating someone 20 years younger than him is taboo?

Here’s what I never understood about our laws against prostitution. If I offer a woman money to have sex, I can get arrested. However, if I offer a woman money for sex and tell her I’m going to film it in order to make a movie (she signs a contract that a lawyer has set up, etc) the transaction becomes perfectly…