I don’t want to be rude, but I’m seriously a Nigel no friends and god knows how people get these funds for holidays etc but I have one if that’s alright

Not my looks but my dad constantly calls me a whore, Trollop, slut, houseo (Australian for trailer trash) and has even gone so far as to call me a stupid fucking mole because I said I'd like to have another child but wouldn't (I suffer from HG). My father has put me down for as long as I can remember. It makes it…

My mum loves KFC in Thailand, especially their hot and spicy chicken

Yes, someone pointed that shit out

If someone has already said this I apologise, they have KFC for Christmas dinner over there like its something important lol

As someone currently having sex with a person involved in a relationship I can honestly say I want nothing from him but sex! Kinky, secret sex that's it.

I don't consider him plus sized either, he's just right for me

I rarely drink, I'm a weed kinda gal

I'm currently the other woman with a man 8 yrs younger, I'm not boasting.

Fuck you and your need to put down those with mental illness, and fuck you for making out as though all who have mental illness are crazy arse freaks. Just fuck you

I drink everything out of old chocolate spread jars, even alcohol. It taste the same as if it was in a fancy sized glass

My pride was hurt last night when the 27yr old I was Mrs Robinsing couldn't get it up!!!!!!!!! WTF so one help me with this, I let him think he's made all the moves but when I finally drag him to bed I got some good oral and digital but a no boner. I'm 34 with two kids and I just want hidden secret sex, no ties im too…

I've never pegged, there was talk of it but it never happened

Every time a celebrity prays a fairy dies

I want to get stoned and see a scary movie with you, I think i’ll pee myself laughing

Argh

Whoa fuck me you win

Ewwwwwwww kale

The toxic people I totally get, sadly this has extended to family as well and disowned a brother and his family due to this.

As a constant sweater, more so in winter for some strange reason, this actually intrigues me.