I see what you did there...

I’m not saying he should start taking notes of which houses to let burn next time there’s a fire...but I’m also not not saying it. 

“Let’s just go arrest Trump for suspicion of incest.”

LeBron is loved by kids as much as Jordan was if not moreso, its grown (white) folks that largely hate on hin

Not petty enough

They are horrible, and I hate that they’ve been given basically unlimited press, but I know that’s the kind of world we live in. I love how she’s the youngest one, but apparently she made all of their lives a living hell. Yeah, sure, I’m totally going to believe that. Then their Beverly Hillbilly asses - brothers,…

We installed frosted window film on all of our basement windows. That’s how much I don’t fuck around. Nobody needs to see inside my house. Mind ya business.

If we had a dime for every woman who didn’t date us because we were “too nice”...

Seriously. I was raised by a massive piece of shit. I was a piece of shit. I didn’t want to raise a piece of shit so I worked hard to be better. I’m disappointed with the man I was before the boy arrived, but as sure as eggs is eggs I’m breaking the cycle now.

Don’t come for me with no semantics here. lololol. You would have think I was giving up my first born for sacrifice the way Yesha acted when she found out I hadn’t seen it when all along it turns out all I needed was the album.

I noticed that to. And adding, don’t trust anyone who has no lips. He looks like his mouth was carved out of a cantaloupe.