Man, this is a reach.

If....you are comparing the audience of SNL to the number of people who will read this piece (let alone be influenced by it), then you have made a tragic miscalculation along the way, friend.

Her full response to him is well worth a read, I almost can’t believe how accurately and specifically she calls out what he is doing:

Could my dream of this movie getting the sequels (based on the novels) it so richley deserves come true instead?

So a 17-year-old has a gun, but he is holed up in a bathroom, presumably with no other exits?

I do not watch this show, but I have read the book. I literally just come here because I find the reviews perversely enjoyable.

Counterpoint: I walked out of this movie 2/3rds of the way through because it was aggressively terrible.

Oh I read that as her calling him immature and juvenile, but in a veiled way.

Did I read that right? Hannibal is getting rebooted by Alex Kurtzmann!?

Shout out to anyone who has been paralyzed by anxiety and withdrawn from social contact! Your friends will forgive you if you start responding to their texts again. It’s ok to be scared. I wish someone had told me that a few months ago!

Elliot, beloved for his starring role in the film Juno and Whip It

I don’t even know where to start with that. His actions were public knowledge...that she reported on. It’s not hearsay, or a gut feeling. And he wasn’t just a passive enabler on the sidelines, which is a lot easier to justify with the whole “everyone does it” line of reasoning. This guy chose to directly make it…

Sure, we can only assume. Just curious as to how Smythe justifies it! Much the way some people are able to look past the murders someone has committed, I am somewhat morbidly curious as to how she was able to ignore that aspect of his personality. And even more curious how she would respond when confronted with those…

The Elle article was fascinating, and maybe I missed it, but they never quite asked Smythe what she thought of the price-gouging. At one point, Smythe said his villainous persona was just “a mask” but...he really did jack up the price of life-saving medicine, for no reason other than profit.

If you want some soapy pablum that will go down nice and smooth just give in and watch The Crown. Almost no one is likeable, and they’re all trapped by their dependence on an institution that habitually preys on them, and makes their lives miserable. Hans Zimmer wrote exactly four (4) songs for it, and it plays fast…

We Canadians are also watching with intense anxiety.

Hey, it’s Martha’s mom!

I was also deeply confused by this. Kept scrolling back up and trying to figure out which bit of the turtle pic the header image was cropped from!

I have eaten at Lou Malnati’s before and...Emily in Paris is right? You wait forever for this lumpy, intermittently cold, unpredictably firm pizza that feels like it’s both over- and under-cooked simultaneously.

Ok, this seems like the safest space to ask: