Da, comrade fellow American veteran/single mom of four/retired teacher/not-at-all fake-ass troll! Is truly terrible, these American footballers’ disrespect for their motherland. Siberian gulag is too much good for them.

Fuck the NFL, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Pence, fuck Trump, and fuck every coward trying to pretend this protest is about anything other than systemic racism.

While Vietnam raged on, “After graduating from college in 1965, Jones borrowed a million dollars from Jimmy Hoffa’s Teamsters union to open up a string of Shakey’s Pizza Parlor restaurants in Missouri. When that venture failed, Jones was given a job at his father’s insurance company Modern Security Life of…

Well, you should have heard about what she said about Szechuan dipping sauce....

This perfectly encapsulates current American conservatism to me. You’re so concerned with addressing the disapproved of behavior that you don’t care about the efficacy of the response. Does it matter that the man’s behavior is likely to encourage shit-stirring middle schoolers to throw more bottles at cars? That, as…

because apparently he is responsible gun owner.

So where was he, and the rest of the conservative community when Roger Ailes, and Bill O’reilly were exposed? Oh, that’s right, the were busy painting the women who came forward as money hungry, attention whores. And don’t forget, Trump called Ailes a fine man, and hired him as an advisor.

Does it not also seem likely that reducing the number of weapons in civilian hands might reduce the number of police-related deaths? I have spoken with some police I know here in Canada and asked them how they would feel if virtually every civilian around them could possibly armed. They all just whistle and say…

First off, go fuck yourself.

September 5th, 2012. Jason Donald of the Cleveland Indians dove into the stands of Comerica Park. Doing so, he managed to land on top of my wife. Although the extent of any injuries were not outwardly visible, The Tiger’s organization immediately suggested that we go to the emergency room. If we didn’t want to take…

For those edgelords who’ll inevitably say (as they always do on these threads) “Read your ticket! It says that bats and balls can enter the stands and the team isn’t responsible if your two year old kid suffers multiple skull fractures! Tell kids to keep their head on a swivel lol”

Not nutty, my friend, the word is evil.

Funny how the Yankees’ statement makes it sound like the expansion of the safety netting is akin to engineering the Large Hadron Collider, when they could’ve just said ‘look, it’s a pain in the ass and we’re trying to figure out if it’s worth the hassle’.

Quick, do an episode where Rick really wants McDonalds to pay it’s workers a living wage!

Beware, that account is a fake.

It’s called descalation training. It literally takes 2 hours an is just common sense. When I was working in lock downs I was getting into multiple altercations a day. I was seeing *a lot* more violence per shift than any beat cop does with a lot less support. Now sometimes yes, violence is required I’ve dealt in that…

I gotta say, people don’t get into law enforcement because they want to de-escalate situations.

You forgot the classic *GOFUNDME*.

I have actually never used either of those phrases in any article I’ve written, so choke on them yourself, dummy.

The sad thing is I bet all those men were like “wow, what a bitch,” instead of feeling like they were giant assholes for talking over her to begin with.