“Maybe it has nothing to do with inequality and more to do with bad habits and bad behaviors.”

Da, comrade fellow American veteran/single mom of four/retired teacher/not-at-all fake-ass troll! Is truly terrible, these American footballers’ disrespect for their motherland. Siberian gulag is too much good for them.

Fuck the NFL, fuck Jerry Jones, fuck Pence, fuck Trump, and fuck every coward trying to pretend this protest is about anything other than systemic racism.

While Vietnam raged on, “After graduating from college in 1965, Jones borrowed a million dollars from Jimmy Hoffa’s Teamsters union to open up a string of Shakey’s Pizza Parlor restaurants in Missouri. When that venture failed, Jones was given a job at his father’s insurance company Modern Security Life of…

Well, you should have heard about what she said about Szechuan dipping sauce....

This perfectly encapsulates current American conservatism to me. You’re so concerned with addressing the disapproved of behavior that you don’t care about the efficacy of the response. Does it matter that the man’s behavior is likely to encourage shit-stirring middle schoolers to throw more bottles at cars? That, as…

because apparently he is responsible gun owner.

So where was he, and the rest of the conservative community when Roger Ailes, and Bill O’reilly were exposed? Oh, that’s right, the were busy painting the women who came forward as money hungry, attention whores. And don’t forget, Trump called Ailes a fine man, and hired him as an advisor.

Here’s my idea for a Bond film. In the latest installment, the new Bond discovers that a man named James Bond (played by Sean Connery) has been assassinated. And then another (George Lazenby) is offed, and then another and another. He comes to find out there have been multiple James Bonds, and that he is just the…

Does it not also seem likely that reducing the number of weapons in civilian hands might reduce the number of police-related deaths? I have spoken with some police I know here in Canada and asked them how they would feel if virtually every civilian around them could possibly armed. They all just whistle and say…

First off, go fuck yourself.

September 5th, 2012. Jason Donald of the Cleveland Indians dove into the stands of Comerica Park. Doing so, he managed to land on top of my wife. Although the extent of any injuries were not outwardly visible, The Tiger’s organization immediately suggested that we go to the emergency room. If we didn’t want to take…

For those edgelords who’ll inevitably say (as they always do on these threads) “Read your ticket! It says that bats and balls can enter the stands and the team isn’t responsible if your two year old kid suffers multiple skull fractures! Tell kids to keep their head on a swivel lol”

Not nutty, my friend, the word is evil.

Funny how the Yankees’ statement makes it sound like the expansion of the safety netting is akin to engineering the Large Hadron Collider, when they could’ve just said ‘look, it’s a pain in the ass and we’re trying to figure out if it’s worth the hassle’.

Twerking is a good example of the conservation of angular momentum. If you do it right.

Isn’t it interesting that the people catching these hidden penisis and vaginas are almost always members of some church group, morality group or, in general, puritans pricks?

I knew a tattoo artist that would hide dicks in tattoos of ppl he didn’t like.

Quick, do an episode where Rick really wants McDonalds to pay it’s workers a living wage!