“I’m pretty sure it’s too late to replace Trump...”

“Conversely the DNC could have picked anyone but Clinton and been running away with it a landslide.”

Yeah, I’ve got a friend with MS, who doesn’t have the motor control to really use his touchscreen anymore. Echo works great for him.

Among Temple Grandin’s many clever inventions is a sort of bench with mirrors angled just so, so that one can straddle it and get a clear view of one’s taint and butthole. She finds that it reduces her general feelings of paranoia and anxiety.

Using literally “wrong” is a perfectly legitimate rhetorical strategy - it’s creative and funny.

“I’m trying to work out how this goes down in Evangelical America?”

Yeah, if there was a way to tax the citizens of Maricopa directly for this shit, you know they’d run him out of town on a rail tomorrow.

“Trump is threatening to put Jennifer Flowers in the front row of the debate hall.”

I think the paradigm of mental illness basically asks you to categorize anything this far outside the norm as being the product of a incorrectly functioning mind. The fact that the guy seems unaware of conventional expectations (to not waste resources on an inanimate object + how to navigate the TSA) suggests that…

This actually does make plenty of sense. We all know that Cruz is some kind of fundamentalist dweeb, and in his mind Clinton appointees to the Supreme Court would rule in favor of mandatory gay abortions for all citizens. So to a fundie that is indeed the “greater evil.”

That’s because Obama is not a showboating asshole. This was always a law enforcement matter, and the police and FBI were all over it. And they just (apparently) caught the guy within 48 hours. Not sure what more you need.

Yeah, I don’t see how you can not delete this.

“...it’s an intentional rhetorical tactic.”

Honestly I’d be less impressed if he did make good on the bet (with the inevitable hype about what a great guy he is, donating all this money to whatever-the-fuck) — the real comeuppance would be to just ask if he owes Obama an apology now.

That stat includes all the people who are paying to be kicked in the nuts, though.

Came here to be pedantic about eviscerate, but instead I’ll note that things are either sufficient or insufficient. “Sufficient enough” is redundant. Live by the sword, die by the sword, circle of life, hakuna matada.

Came here to be pedantic about eviscerate, but instead I’ll note that things are either sufficient or insufficient.…

Just watched Lily Tomlin + Amy Schumer interview each other on Variety Actors on Actors, as a matter of fact. They seemed to get along nicely.

I was thinking about this (that there are very few situations when the cord should be pulled), and one question haunts me:

You are right that this arrangement is common in cities - basically you should never, ever park in a business parking lot and do anything other than go into that shop, because you can get towed.

Yeah, the whole idea of “we’ll still run the basically the same content with the same people, but that Gawker label was too much of a liability” doesn’t make much sense. I guess univision wants to avoid the prying eyes of people who don’t know anything but the name “gawker” - security through obscurity.