“And while I may not listen to it, no one I know will ever have to buy what I download for them.”

“Eat my hairy ass while I continue to pirate your shit, not because I listen to it but only because I can.”

*Watches video, hits forehead with a 2” binder*

Right, passing on the left in a no passing zone is also a predictable, controlled maneuver that we all have to deal with every now and then. Suddenly cutting across the double yellows for no reason is not. Even if it was accidental (which I doubt, since the guys verbal response suggests otherwise) the car is clearly…

I don’t care if you think I am special, either. I get that you might think that, but that’s not the point. The point is that I don’t think it’s funny. And not because I am stupid, mind you. That’s something that a lot of people say, like “You must not like this joke because you just don’t get it, ha ha.” But I assure…

It is the extremes you have to worry about, though. The fact that they’ve never screwed you yet is irrelevant if they can screw you next time, with zero accountability. Arguing that “they aren’t all bad” shows a poor understanding of risk.

Well, you say “taken over” as though it was an authentic grassroots movement to begin with.

Meh, the Tea Party was *originally* branded as a movement for fiscal responsibility and a move away from the Christian morality bullshit. (Remember when people claimed it stood for “taxed enough, already”?) But these folks just can’t help themselves - they have to trot out the casual, coded racism and go after gays,…

What sucks about the whole set-up is that it’s almost impossible to recline politely. I mean really, it’s not that complicated — in a civilized world you would turn around, look at the person behind you, and say “do you mind if I recline a little bit?” But you are sitting in this giant seat that is taller than your…

Oh, here you go:

How will people know I’m a professional, though?

How will people know I’m a professional, though?

Pornstar seems gross and untalented, film at 11. “People just like her because she does ass-to-mouth,” says local man. “Sure, it’s a taboo, but when you think about it it’s really very unsanitary.”

And yet you think I want to hear your unsolicited opinion, which you typed up and posted by yourself, like a loser. If anybody gave a shit what you thought, don’t you think they would contact you, ask, and then write about it?

It’s interesting that she apparently has four adopted African-American siblings. Her upbringing’s gotta have *something* to do with all of this.

I highly recommend the documentary 12th and Delaware.

From the context it sounds like people get so enthusiastic about foreigners that it seems fetishistic or patronizing, to the extent that it makes the author uncomfortable.

A lot of the planet doesn’t seem to understand that businesses will tow your car if you park in their lot and then go somewhere else. It doesn’t even matter if you patronize the business first, once you leave the premises you are “fair game.” It is indeed a racket but it is easily avoided once you know that this is…

The libertarian fantasy version of this approach (which these guys have cribbed) simply turns the notion of "marriage"' into nonsense, for this reason. Churches make marriages and the state makes some kind of newfangled corporate contract that you probably need a lawyer for. You can have one, or the other, or both.…

Buy a mirror.

The real problem is in the infrastructure that drives those countdown clocks. The MTA currently doesn't have knowledge of the position of every train in the system - for some lines it's still an old-fashioned block-based method where they know what trains are scheduled to show up and some guy who is reponsible for a…