I hated every fucking punch I threw in that fight. I wanted him to become a reluctant scion so bad, I was so sad he couldn’t get over himself.
Astaranth
astaranth
The flavor text writers of FFXIV are the true champions of Eorzea; it is known.
I also love how you’re like, hey, routine, yay, pray return to the waking sands, and then you walk in and our quest objective changes to “Find survivors” holy shit that was a sudden turn of events.
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Dear Square Enix,
Not to mention the fact that she’s a Terminator. No thank you!
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