Yeah I work for a much smaller company than this, and I get an email in this style at least once a week from the execs.
That was my first thought.
Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?
No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.
Lyme disease can be sexually transmitted, so, really it’s the best move for his dick.
My fave moment from RHOBH is from (I think) Yolanda’s first appearance where she’s flitting around David and cooing “My Love” constantly. She makes dinner and he takes a bite and tells her dismissively “Little salty, babe”
...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...
Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.
since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.
Because she’s a mildly attractive white woman, duh!
Did anyone else catch Kristen calling Jax “Jason” when she called him to speak out on the balcony? That was so good I cackled alone in my apartment.
I think Jax is telling the truth, actually. Here’s why:
Arghhhhhh Jack Donaghy totally would have voted for Trump.
Yeah, there’s this assumption that sex is natural, and anything natural can’t possibly hurt (though nature doesn’t care if sex hurts or not as long as we pop out babies and take care of them - lots of other species have traumatic sex). So if it hurts we’re have the wrong attitude (Victorian!) or something.
I can remember being told to learn how to relax to relieve menstrual cramps. And I still get told to relax with vestibular pain (dyspareunia). It’s reflex: you have sex pain, they tell you you need to learn how to relax. I’LL RELAX WHEN YOU’VE FIXED THE PROBLEM, THANKS!!! (Though I can see attitudes towards sex…
“I’m sure some of this was psychological: Both Luke and I grew up in Christian households, which I don’t regret in any way––we are still practicing Christians––but sex was never talked about in my family. ”
Oh, FUCK NO. You can’t even cast a diverse group of people in AN IMAGINARY WORLD?!!