Without a shred of irony or comedy, I recommend an XR4Ti. They are basically tractors and can rob parts from most anything 80s/90s Ford. I could always fit my hockey gear in mine. I was never stranded by mine in subarctic cold, and the dollars to go-fast ratio is strongly on your wallet’s side. Seriously. XR4Ti.

As a displaced almost Quebecer, now living in Jersey, I can attest that disco fries are indeed an attack on all that is good and holy. If you’re in NYC, and you need legit poutine, the only option I’ve found is at Mile End. There’s one on Bond St. in Manhattan, and the main one in Brooklyn. Half a smoked meat…

This knife isn’t very pocket friendly as a heads up. Your fingertips can get in there and get a nasty cut pretty fast.

This knife isn’t very pocket friendly as a heads up. Your fingertips can get in there and get a nasty cut pretty…

You Fail Me Redux ought to be on anyone’s radar for Kurt Ballou applying his tone genius to a classic album. It’s the best of their works as a whole, and it sounds amazing. AWLWLB might be a contender for best overall album. So far, there’s a couple soft spots on The Dusk In Us, but I’ve also not seen them do this…

Remember that time the Cory Booker refused to sign on for cheaper prescription drug coverage for folks? It’s almost like he’s a cocksucking career politician who doesn’t give one solid fuck about anyone but himself...

PureVPN has been totally hacked and is absurdly insecure now. Stop recommending it.

PureVPN has been totally hacked and is absurdly insecure now. Stop recommending it.

You’re a goddamned liar. Your sparkling wordplay sells you out.

Common Fox-body stuff. I bet it swaps.

Merkur?

Lived there a little over a decade ago when all this was getting started. All roads in Seattle should be filled with grass/parks/trees/whatever it takes to keep people from operating anything with wheels, bicycles included.

Yes it will. It already has been. The real protest is now in your heart, festering until it gives you rectal cancer.

Is it true that all insurance is a scam designed to play on our fears (rational or not) and rob money from us?

This has already been studied in humans, look up the first colonial settlers (post Roanoke). With hunting limited by the local native American population, they were forced to subsist on corn primarily, cannibalism and such was the result.