I do aim to impress. :)

That is indeed some impressive laziness, as Right Said Fred is mentioned in this article both before and after Fairbrass’s name comes up.

1-for-44 with 30 K’s

SAE Equivalent: 1 Cust.

Where the hell did you dig this up? This is classic.

“OK, I’m going now... shit, I forgot my bag... ok, going now, fuck, there’s the boss...Ok, now, aw fuck, there’s Jim and he always wants to talk.. ... OK, now...”

You’re better at it than I:

that gif = me trying to sneak out of work 15 minutes early

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Nah. That might offend somebody.

Welcome to late stage capitalism.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

You guys get out of bed?

“Who the fuck is Tom Brady?”

this reminds me of my longstanding theory that Tom Brady is a huge fan of the Last Samurai.

this is really really great, it made me laugh

Last time I held a CD? Last week.

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It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Sticking his fist in someone’s ass.