Oh this is why!!!! Please add a disclaimer first

Neither do regular dealerships except for maybe the owners, some back office personnel and sales and finance managers.. so not sure what your point is.

If car dealerships weren't so shitty, people would support them. The only use I have for a dealership, is to sell some fool a new car so I can buy it later a drastically reduced price.

I have a friend who moved from working at an Acura dealer to a Tesla store, he is full time with benefits. You should stop lying.

Hmm, something tells me Ham makes enough to cover both a Pagani and a ring quite easily... Just a suspicion I have.

It seems Tesla does use full-time employees at their 'galleries.' Our writer Damon just spoke with a full-timer this week.

Dealerships have spent decades building up a reputation for being scumbags. Their underhanded tactics to nickle and dime every last cent from you during a sale is revolting enough, but today they are tacking on ridiculous fees such as "Delivery Fees", "Lot Fees", "Advertising fees" and so own so that you find yourself…

I'm a citizen of CT and this is pure fucking bullshit. No other words for it. Good riddance to dealers. Why shouldn't I, the consumer, be able to cut out the middleman whose only purpose is to be a warehouse for the car I'm gonna buy. If I want an option that's not available as a dealer install they're gonna have to…

"He's already been on Fedora Watch for the past couple months after debuting the preferred headwear of neckbearded grandma's boys everywhere in a tweet."

This doesn't sound like fear mongering at all.

If car dealers are actually providing a service to the consumer, what do they have to worry about? Of course, we all know that dealers provide almost no value to the consumer. They're a predatory, forced middle man who only exist to take a cut of the transaction.

"Also, if that actually is a wingless airplane, is it a teaser to future Ryanair planes with massive testicles at the rear?"

Deadliest Catch shows you can even do it with just a life preserver and a crab pot buoy, with your belongings in a double wrapped black garbage bag. A Boatswain's Chair looks like a Disneyworld ride in comparison.

Some dealers are getting smart and care more about you being happy with the purchase, then getting you for every dollar.

And people say I'm full of shit when I claim that some dealers are "sneaky" bout how they sell these products.

Ever take it of any sweet jumps?

There are at least $15 million worth of supercars in this one room

F1 GTR, no less

This whole thing is hilarious and awesome. Bravo, random Russian rental client, bravo.