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Only if I can get it for the price of a Segway.

That's fine by me, the last phrase I want to hear as an airline passenger is "throttling speeds".

Don't worry, that call will come now that you've published this.

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No no dude, I know what you mean, it's all good. The other day I was in the parking lot at work and there was a guy in his brand new Tesla Model S, idling it in his spot for like 10 minutes trying to achieve working steam pressure on his steam engine so he could pull away. I was like, this guy's a fucking idiot, how

How about the "Why buy a boring beer when you can get this exciting cocktail for the same price?"

Tavarish you're messing up your own meme, dude. You're only supposed to have one used car as an option not two.

In your counter post, please mention that we on the west coast can actually enjoy the intestinal distress that comes from both Taco Bell AND Del Taco. But smart people go to the corner taco shops owned by actual Mexicans instead.

I grew up in Coronado with the low speed whine of these beatiful ugly ducklings as a constant background sound. In fact, I think if there was an "official sound" of Coronado, it would be the engine hum of landing Vikings.

On a related side note, the current Super Aviation Town near Longdong said in a news statement that it will henceforth be named Inferior Aviation Town.

Your particular example was poorly chosen, Ferrari won't be making a rosso corso cent off the new Jordans because their badge and name is nowhere to be found on them.

If they can do it, why can't you?

Grille is similar and it ends there. Come on, it's a nice car but does anyone really make the mistake of seeing an Aston when they look at a Fusion?

Das Transporter.

And an F1 team that still sports the name of a defunct Russian automaker.

Afghan honeymoon vehicle.

Active Taint Cooling System (ATCS).

Too bad the designers gave up when they got to the wheels.

Other WRX Japan-only models I'm looking forward to include the WRX Ford Mustang GT and the WRX Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.

Yeah but he's released all the patents on his suit for "good faith" use.