Or when my ex-husband (then husband) was out of town and gave a girl his number at a bar. Wait, I mean he gave her MY number (they are one digit off). Guess who called looking for him at 1 am?

I work in labor law and we see one day strikes (or work stoppages) all the time. The point is this...make the presence felt.

FAKE NEWS!

I keep hoping for the day that Jeffrey Lord and that McKayliegh blonde to throw their hands up and be all “ya know. I just can’t defend the buffoon anymore. I give up.” Which I know will never happen but I love the image of Lord just being all “yeah, I got nothin’.”

Distraction techniques. Keep us off the real problem here.

That would mean laws actually applied to them which.....

Maybe I’m just very obtuse but will someone please explain who the fuck Jason Derulo is?

Decision? Easy (court) decision?

All true, but again, he is a grown ass man who is an immature dick in his own right. He made his bed.... he could leave if he wanted to. He doesn’t want to.

Well we wouldn’t want to ruin the poor man’s promising life, now would we? Besides, it is clearly the teenager and Instagram’s fault for inviting the dude over and asking for it, obviously.

How is he trapped? He’s a grown as man (all behavior to the contrary aside)...

Seriously. And they just do not like each other, much less LOVE love each other and most definitely should not have gotten married but it was like they had stuck their heels in thus far so might as well. Dude, I’ve been married twice. It’s hard enough with someone you actually love.

A documentary actually, and a pretty intriguing one at that.

It was actually really fascinating, in my strange I am fascinated with prison shows meets true crime way

Pervert Park. On Netflix.

I recently watched a show on Netflix about a trailer park in Florida (cause of course Florida) occupied by sex offenders cause I guess they gotta live somewhere (to their credit, there are some classes there too) and this one woman, who was raised by her father sexually abusing her her entire life (childhood into…

Does this attitude get you laid, Douche Bro?

YES! I am an AA cliche and I love it and I get that it doesn’t work for everyone but damn, let people figure out on their own if it does or doesn’t For people to not give it a try “because internet trolls” I mean, ugh.

Congrats! 1 year, 2.5 months for me!

It’s fucking terrible. I know my parents footed the bill (5 figures a month) for the 2 months I spent in rehab. I mean, it saved my life, they were able to do so and did so without hesitation when it turned out SURPRISE! My insurance didn’t cover it, they had the means to volunteer to do it without thinking twice,…