Well, maybe one day she’ll sing a (good) song without furiously waving her ass around and I’ll be forced to eat my words. I doubt it, though.

Finally, someone else who knows schtick when he sees it.

Why do a bunch of vomiting, urinating, drunken animals require super-luxurious football stadiums?

What a ghoul.

Cops get paid plenty and have benefit packages most working stiffs would kill for. THAT is their “thanks”. Every three months I get a hefty property tax bill, yet I never hear a “thank you” from the local swine patrol. “We pay your salary” is the gospel truth.

“How could you DO this!” wailed Grandpa, as he cradled his still-warm gun lovingly in his arms. “You were supposed to shoot Negro home invaders, dammit! OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA!”.

National election, women 16-55 ONLY. “Abortion: legal or not?”. No menfolk, no busloads of senior citizens, only women who, you know, would actually be affected. I GUARANTEE “yes” wins by AT LEAST 2/3rds if not 3/4s. Settle it once and for all and shut these retarded fetus-huggers up for good. I’m male, btw, a male…