The asymmetry of all of this is best visualized by Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ face. 

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

For most people, the phone part is not even close to the top of the priority list. For many, a smartphone is becoming the only device they have. They are no longer phones. They are and always have been small computers. $1000 for a state of the art, high quality computer that fits in my pocket? Doesn’t sound out of…

But why should you and your fellow Calgarians pay for something that you guys nor the city itself own? The Flames’ owners are worth nearly $6B. Why the fuck can’t they pay for it? I get your desperate to keep the team, but shouldn’t the onus to pay for a new arena be on the would-be owners of said arena and not the…

They were all doing coke right?

I’m guessing it will more like a Treyvon Martin thing — “oh, I was so afraid of the nasty homeless guy that I followed him as he was walking away and shot him twice! So afraid!”

They just had Garth freaking Brooks there for seven nights in a row! What more could your average Calgarian want??

Messi is one of the greatest ever, but can someone stop writing puff pieces about a club that breaks financial fair play and tampers with other teams players at will? This club is a disgrace.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Why does not watching the NFL assume that you have to replace it with watching some other sport?

I’m rooting for it to fail. I like when things people love with irrational fervor disappear forever.  

Most of the stuff deadspin publishes comes from other sites. I do agree that they’ve turned up the race baiting shit

“People with money wouldn’t steal more money” is a bad take. We don’t know any of the evidence and details, so I’m not going to disagree with your point that he might be innocent. But arguing that he wouldn’t commit fraud because he wouldn’t jeopardize his position is silly.

As a former Boomer and Carton listener and longtime Deadspin reader, I can confirm that Carton also stole half of his on air conversation topics directly from this site without ever giving credit. I used to enjoy the show on my morning commute but him and Boomer have devolved into a couple of race-baiting trolls. …

It’s like Darth Vader, except dark and gritty. And set in Brooklyn.

The issue is that their offers weren’t actually that big. If anything, they were insulting. Their last offer was for something like $17 mil upfront, with similar totals being paid over the next 4 years. Then, the $100whatever million offer it was reported as was dependent on ridiculous, never-going-to-happen things…

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Daaamn! Who’s teaching white women to fight these days? That shit was brutal.

Colleen Dagg is officially invited to all the cookouts.

This is the longest Why Your Team Sucks entry yet.