Here in this reality, the president of the United States woke up this morning and tweeted some dumbass shit about how like if you take down cheap, hollow, sheet-metal statues of the white-supremacist halfwits and slavers who went to war against the United States to preserve their power to own people, does it not also…

It’s irrelevant whether Wenger stays or goes. As long as StanK and his possum pelt are allowed to sit in the owner’s box, profit will be the only measuring stick that matters.

This dude has career earnings of $175 million and he’s in fucking Watts selling weed?

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

The biggest mistake the NBA ever made was letting the strike shortened season happen. Before that, all talk of the benefits of a shorter season (from a viewer perspective) were just speculation. Then all of a sudden, the proof was concrete, and every fan was acutely aware that not beginning to play games until…

I don’t know much about Garett Bale, or soccer for that matter, but after watching Euro 2016 I have a hot take: its ducking ridiculous that Great Britain doesn’t field a consolidated team to play in the World Cup. Surely they would endure crushingly embarrassing losses with far less frequency, no?

Le Parisien reports that PSG believe they can fund both the Neymar deal and the likely €180 million-plus Mbappé one by selling a few rotation players and renegotiating some sponsorship agreements in light of all their great new fame—not, of course, that attached to the recent widespread acknowledgement that …

I pretty sure that Emirates Airways is based in the United Arab Emirates, not Qatar which is a completely different country.

It’s certainly top ten. Probably top five.

Qatar is a tiny, obscenely wealthy country/U.S. military base in the Persian Gulf that has, justifiably so, become synonymous of late with dynastic oligarchism, shameless venality, modern-day slavery, and financial support for Islamist terrorism.

Yeah, that’s the funny part. Qatar is unconscionably terrible in a lot of ways yet somehow are still the good guys in the big dust up with Saudi Arabia and company because most of them are even worse! It’s like Saudi Arabia is Mayweather and McGregor is Qatar.

that’s a pretty bizarre take on media criticism. publications of all political stripes cover (or: get their clicks from) people/entities/events that run counter to their core interests, because news is news. yes, Deadspin will cover the results because it’s a sports site covering a sporting event, and will continue to…

I know the last answer for sure, it’s IRAQ. The others are fuzzier.

To be honest I don’t care, thats how America works. At least in Europe, the local authority owns/ runs the land your house is built on. Those “rich” folk love capitalism and now its not going their way, boohoo.

While I like the shade in your last line...this isn’t really about wealthy people vs wealth people. I don’t think the Chengs are all that wealthy compared to the people who live on that street - otherwise they wouldn’t be trawling government auctions.

Not saying I disagree with your comment. But those people are hardly Upper-middle class. Some of those houses sell for over $10 million.

“seriously, that’s just a upper-middle class neighborhood”

Upper middle class? Have you priced Bay Area real estate lately?

Condiments on the bottom may be the dumbest take in deadspin history. Including cereal rankings.

Are you having a stroke?