Is there video of this? Not doubting it. Would just love to see this. Actually makes me respect the man more; wins a championship for his employer and, even in that emotionally charged environment, remembers who really signs his paychecks.

Slick Burn dude! Now you’re being rude! I still can’t figure out based on your comments on this thread if you’re actually offended by the above video, or doing some massively awesome trolling.

Please. You have a problem with crudeness, but your comment history is filled with multiple attempts to land a “subway footlong” prison rape dick joke?

In the history of Deadspin posts, THIS is the one you have a problem with?

Here I’ll help out. Fuck off.

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”