No!! Linus and Frida are by far the best thing about the video. They need a sitcom.

No Life of Black Tiger? Well, maybe next month.

Well, that’s in my head for the rest of the day. Great.

I took my love I took it down.

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Hitman gets a third bonus episode, “Landslide,” on January 31st to coincide with the physical release. The mission takes place in Sapienza (yay!) and is free for anyone who owns the complete edition or upgrade pack. It will also be purchasable, along with Hitman’s other two bonus missions, as part of the “Bonus…

Like most versions, this one’s gonna have incest.

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

A job is just a job. Doesn’t mean the guy wakes up every morning to be possessed by the spirit of the Volkswagen brand. And anyway “some guy at a dealership” is definitely not necessarily in PR.

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

No one is immune to insufferability. No one.

The Xbox One is getting an update soon, and one of the more interesting changes is the addition of a “copilot” mode, which will let two controllers be assigned to one player. This is great news for disabled and young gamers especially, who can use the feature to assign controls or have someone help them out.

Ironically, The Original which supposedly had over a million jailbroken users on T-Mobile back when iPhones were ATT-exclusive, now *only* works on T-Mobile.

Not really cracking it open. Just sliding off one piece of plastic. Gawker Media even did an article on such a thing: http://lifehacker.com/how-to-replace-your-playstation-4s-hard-drive-1744243134

Shhh here is a secret, Upgrade your hard drive. Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

This pad you must touchfuck.

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.