This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

this is one of those occasion when the universe could have taught this dipwad a much more painful lesson (lost wallet and phone) but a considerate rider, even after being cut off, gives the guy a second chance.

I would have taken any cash out of the wallet, and chucked it off to the side of the road after the dickhead in the car pulled out like that. Fuck trying to return it in the first place. That phone would have eventually met a similar fate on its own.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

That’s hilarious. Driver deserved it.

Yeah... but I’d have to play the odds. It’s most likely he’s going to get out and retrieve his phone first, giving the biker a huge lead.

We should send this into space for aliens to find.

This. Pretty sure swastikas came and went about 70 years ago, that’s not hip.

Really fucking tired of people pretending like the same racist, sexist, homophobic shit that’s gone on forever is somehow ‘anti-establishment’ or ‘edgy.’ That is just the status quo.

Friend - has it really gotten weirder, or are we just older and more sober now?

A show before its time if there ever was one.

Over the last few years? It’s ALWAYS been weird. That’s its entire reason for existing - to air the weird shit nobody else would.

word

Space Ghost Coast to Coast reruns.

He is the only person who has made sense to this American all day today.

Yes.

Cannot decide if this is needlessly complicated, or actually useful.

I’m wondering if Christina is really calling to confirm the reservation, or if she is using the phone call to throw us off the scent.

Whatever she’s doing in that video can’t be more off-putting or offensive than what she’s doing in this one.