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I worked retail too, one year we had to have the store completely Xmas ready by Oct 11. Shudder.

I actually did spend a Thanksgiving in Vegas and it was fantastic. It was great to not have to force feed myself turkey at noon and spend the day with drunken relatives re-telling the exact same stories from the year before. I regret nothing.

My lifelong Xmas dream is to head to Vegas on the 22nd or 23rd of December and not come home until the 2nd or 3rd. I just want to shack up in some sweet hotel room, order room service, get super wasted and do depraved things until the season of misery is over and gone. Sleep all day, gamble all night and totally