BANNED.

The face I made reading this.

No one can compare with President Obama in terms of the speech he gave today. Nearing the end of his presidency, with zero fucks left to give, Obama was Obama. And that was a fine fine thing indeed. I love our president.

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.

It’s been a minute since I read the Bible, but I think you’re supposed to wait to pick out a new wife until after the old one gets stoned to death for adultery.

This shows you how much the media is controlled by the “white gaze”. If the media were controlled by the “black gaze”, his use of the word would have not been worthy of headline. And, frankly, I’m losing my patience for white dominated media because it’s time for the “black gaze”, the “Asian gaze”, the “Hispanic…

It sounds like Lou hasn’t had much tangible positive reinforcement in her life that she’s worth anything and can do anything or that people believe in her. Even at a time when she’s emerging into a new phase of her life, she’s already got the stigma of not being suitable for whatever it is she’s doing.

My approach is…

Attempting to coerce a person into an abortion is universally wrong.

“Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.” — Nelson Mandela

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

That’s horrifying! Oh my god. I hope someone does call the cops on them, jesus.

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.

Thank you.

I could probably submit one of these about myself. Many years ago when Subway sandwich shops were rocketing to the top of the national consciousness with the “Subway diet” I stopped in one day to eat with my family. I was a teenager and was waiting behind my family not really paying attention until I got up to the…

If you projectile vomit all over a restaurant, you should ask them for a wafer-thin mint before you leave.

Also, she appears to be carrying a baby.

Don’t you know that if you’re not using a Diva Cup, you’re basically denying the Holocaust and taking a dump on a baby panda’s head simultaneously?

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…