Don’t you know that if you’re not using a Diva Cup, you’re basically denying the Holocaust and taking a dump on a baby panda’s head simultaneously?

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

It's like PIGlio griglio.

NEVER use someone else's antibiotics. That is not only foolish from the standpoint of your own health but also constitutes antibiotic misuse/abuse and contributes to the worldwide population of resistant bacteria species. For the sake of our species, please never do that again. The overwhelming majority of sinus…

No organization or individual does more in this country to reduce the abortion rate than Planned Parenthood. And they're always there for women, doing more with less while socially conservative politicians attack, attack, attack them - ostensibly because they're "pro-life," but in reality because they're anti-woman…

That is what is so infuriating about family planning in this country. Republicans are always talking shit about poor women with four kids, but they never advocate for comprehensive sex education and access to birth control. They just want to regulate morality.

Poor people are perennially punished in America. Politicians get elected by promising to further dis-empower and disenfranchise them because so many Americans are too denial-filled to recognize that they themselves are one step away from being just as poor. They've been brainwashed to believe that they're somehow…

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

"You really shouldn't call it a bowl if you aren't going to put soup in it!"

Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

Remember kids, Guns, like Gluten, makes your dick fly off.