This isn’t a new development. The Redskins have been using scalpers for years.

You know it’s bad when your teammates rather pass to Austin Rivers than you.

The Houston Texans selecting David Carr instead of Julius Peppers. It’s one thing to fuck up a draft pick, but it’s entirely another thing to screw up your first ever pick in franchise history.

Tell that to the cast of The Walking Dead.

That’s odd. I thought the only stadium that contained shockers was Ralph Wilson Stadium.

Personally I think they would make a cute couple.

Not sure if you consider this exploiting, but in Junior High I figured out how to beat Shaq-Fu by repeating the same kick move over and over and over again. Not my proudest moment.

Off the subject, but these are pretty major WNBA stars that are getting married. Can you imagine the insanity that would brew if someone like Chris Paul was suddenly engaged to Joakim Noah?

How are we not making fun of the “fullystacked” hashtag?

Imagine if the Astros had signed him, and he then needed Tommy John Surgery? You would be writing up a LOLASTROS article as quickly as possible highlighting another error in management.

I can't be the only one who is reading his answers in Bill Walton's voice in my head.

Assuming something will be 20, is what got Lawrence Taylor in trouble in the first place.

+1 Poochie

Tend to the widow Pac-Man.

"What we've established here with my growing family is hard to recreate," he said.

Every time I look at that gif, I picture Jimmy and Orange Tie as stupid jocks laughing hysterically at the front row guy's bald spot. And the poor nerd just goes along with it.

The bigger question, is why isn't that game a professional sport?

What did you call the game in gym class, where you throw a tennis ball against a brick wall, and if you fumbled a catch, you had to run to the wall before the ball does? And if you didnt make it in time, every one had a turn pegging you with ball. Personally we used to call it Spread Eagle.

Sometimes I think these articles are just some elaborate performance piece, where only one person gets the joke.