I wanna go on a road trip with these two, but if he’s going to have the camera on all the time I’ll have to keep up my makeup and hair all day. That part seems like a lot of work.

Two drunks are staggering down an alley.

Wow. Well I tell ya what- if you ever find yourself in or near Kansas City just let me know. We can be family.

Wow Unicorn. Wow. My mom is a clinical Narcissist, so I can say this with (some) authority- That’s Messed Up.

ARG! Your mom is my sister in her teens, but my sister grew up.

Is your dad a sorority girl? (Pre apology for offending sorority girls, comment is based off of tv shows and movies)

Holy shit. I'm sorry. That is horrible.

Ugh

damn....talk about oblivious and self centered

wow, she just kept digging herself in deeper...

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

I think I’d have to strongly disagree. I don’t think there is anything wrong with embracing your looks. Is there something about feminism that isn’t supposed to include women who enjoy enhancing the way they look? I don’t see them as weakening women at all. Anyone who takes the Kardashians at face value is an idiot.…

My favorite, probably until I see Carol though.

Same here, I think Kylie has a really good business future ahead of her, whether or not people like her business. Tyga was a drag

Well, this is certainly a thing that may or may not have happened. I feel about it...something...I definitely feel something.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

No. Kylie wins.

This was an Unconscious Coupling.

Well there goes my Friday. Everything is terrible now.

You’re sounding very Jane Austen today. I like it.