Jenny McCarthy is still hot, so she gets a Zoolander pass.

“If I’m a star where’s my caviar?” I love me some Dame Sassey but damn she made me shake my head in shame as a mixed welshie origin gal... Just no

She may be bat-shit crazy, but she can still get it.

It was the vacation home, and we weren’t there at the time, just on our way there. There were capsized pontoon boats in the channel, and all of the swim rafts that are anchored to the deep end were uprooted and drifted to the middle of the lake. A tree also fell and blocked our access to the channel. Insurance covered…

Also, women find it very difficult at times to find music.

First line “baby lets go have rich sex.”

Runs the gamut from A to B

I just feel like he should have a box filled with needles like they used to do with cigarettes.

That is just insane. I just don’t understand what they gain from treating women like this. My parents were strict when we were younger, and to this day dad still wants to tell us what to do in typical Latin macho fashion of his generation. But he didn’t succeed completely, we still do whatever we want. But there is…

Can it truly be called a sandwich? It looks like something eaten in front of an open fridge by someone with way too much alcohol in their system.

I’d even back up over him to do it again.

I spent my entire life hiding my freckles. I'm glad now to hear I'm suddenly cute.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

It’s sad that some women think you lose your voice and your autonomy the minute you get married. They must be so scared of life, it terrifies them to make a decision. I’d hate to be in such a position.

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”

I’m no lawyer, but I am a writer, so I’ve been forced to learn a thing or two about how intellectual property law works.

Look for the helpers.

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

You misunderstand. I’m presently taping up like Holly Holm. Instagram’s getting kicked in the haid.