maybe I am......maybe I am literally a Unicorn of Truth typing with my glistening horn......

word.

I love you too.

Australia isn’t like that. most of our cops are pretty ok, and I say that grudgingly, but I have dealt with a lot of really good cops.

Its not a slight. I just mean those who don’t have ASD

Nah , we steal everything and recycle the nails.

what the hell - trees died for that.

Thank you very much. Here all week.

Lol thank you.

Do you want me to send her an email

My knowledge of modern Georgia begins and ends with The Walking Dead.

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

If you look at every Australian stereotype, and then imagine its exact opposite, there you will find lil ole me, drinking English Breakfast tea in the afternoon, listening to medieval choral music and wearing cardigans by choice.

I could come up with a business where I name horses from Crap My Family Have Left On My Desk.

Horses are often named after their parents. So you have a foal by “Prince of Penzance”out of..... “Nivea Sensitive Protect” (I am looking at my desk) and you get the filly “Penzance Protection” and the colt “Sensitive Prince”.

I think that every time I make a cup of tea and realise I am, in fact, holding a small crocodile by the tail rather than a tea bag. It’s madness here. I don’t know how we cope.

I am 35, and I still feel like the 14 hiding from my parents up a tree.

And I love that about him! how did you know?

I think you are fabulous. I hope you are as appreciated in real life as you are right here, right now. #mutualadmirationsociety

Yeah I have no idea about the technicalities of music, but I did a duet with someone once and people were impressed. Genuinely, not just being sarcastic. I also won a karaoke competition by taking my top off, which shows considerable music acumen I think.