haha we are the same person I swear.

I married the only person I ever felt emotionally and sexually about at the same time. It seemed the only valid course of action. We have never had a threesome or anything together, but its not even boring, which is nice.

I used to love threesomes, but only fff or ffm. mmf is too much competition and aggression. mmff is probably my fav.

It is scary, but the best thing about post natal issues is that they end. One day you find that it all seems like a bad dream and bam! you are feeling that funny, happy feeling again! Then you are so glad you went through it all.

...or they can make you nearly bleed out.

There are millions of people who experience cognitive dissonance regarding threats to their preconceived notions. It is amazing how many do.

Oh wow.

No.

......and no one has ever rammed a vulva right down my throat in the throes of climax .

That is quite Yodaesque.

That is evil. One of the reasons I don’t drive (besides general autistic ineptitude and an inability to focus on the road) is that I freak the fuck out every time I run over something.

In my opinion it’s a lot easier eating pussy than sucking dick.

I don’t even take 2 year old little Jane to people’s houses because I cant be bothered chasing her around and wrestling precious things from her adorable little fingers.

I think the correct term is 'flamin' galah'.

I thought that pic was of Nicole Richie. I can barely tell them apart.

I have been thinking about doing this. I am Polynesian and White but I don’t know anything about my family. I was kept away from extended family by my parents and then discarded by them as an adult, leaving me with ........... ???? Maybe if I found out a bit more I could trace my ancestry a bit and maybe meet a family…

You are lucky to have strong role models.

It’s good that you are working on it.

Well, size wise and lack of femininity wise and aggression and pigheadedness and morality wise - yes. I am like her.