Well you are in luck because I am adopting a child next year, so get your paperwork done and we can chat.

‘I had written him a letter which

The party was fucked. I remember thinking it was going to suddenly turn into Boogie nights with that coke head guy with the teenage boy sex slave.....

.... and I sometimes rather fancy that I’d like to go with Clancy.....

I own the first one (I own like 10 dvds, so that’s a big deal) so that’s how much I loved that one.

huh. In Australia you can use blue or black ink for court forms. Interesting.

My husband got teary about the fox. I though the fox wanted to eat her because I sometimes misinterpret things.

maybe - I always just thought she couldn’t pronounce 'Sy-ke' when reading 'Psyche' and thought you said that word 'Fish'!

Lol no its me, I'm babbling. The mythologies from multiple sources have addled my head.

I read a book about a girl who called her horse 'Psyche' and pronounced it 'Fish'.

Perhaps off topic, but writing in blood was mentioned so I’m going to go there:

Anubis had been waiting for a long time for someone who wouldn't leave him hangin.

I was playing to the crowd that knows what ‘jumped the shark’ meant, but not where it was from.

I thought they had overplayed some of the jokes already and I felt that Rebel Wilson had become a parody of herself. And the whole split pants thing?

So shoot me I did not like Pitch Perfect 2. I thought it was stagey and old hat.

I really really liked it and even bought it, but when I went to the movies with my much less emotional friend, she found it average and could not relate to anyone being self destructive, so I think it depends on how much you liked the book.

High 5 to anyone else who fucking hated being pregnant. There is a MASSIVE amount of Mommy shamery that goes on if a woman dare to hate being pregnant/breastfeeding etc and it is SO counterproductive to being a good mother.

I appreciate what you are saying, and I know you come from the best possible place, but I am satisfied with the words I choose to use and their aptness for the non-theological conversations that I am having.

lol stand up for lefty Jesus and receive hails of stones from ALL directions!

^ this.