pregnant women go on ‘babymoons’ and they don’t realise that even if their travel insurance covers pregnancy it wont cover a premie baby, and then they get stuck in Fiji or somewhere with a million dollar medical bill.

if someone has fights with a large number of people, look for the common denominator.

You can be both thin and overweight, if you are going by BMI, which only applies to white women under 5’6 I think, which I am neither.

Does Koko feel 44 though? that is the question.

That male gorilla is probably so clueless he thinks Koko 'friendzoned' him.

But you persisted.

My two year old just kicked me in the face.

Aren't humans the only animals who have menopause? I think anything else can breed its whole life.

you wouldn’t think embryos would be that hard - I can see how its hard to get a baby gorilla, but don't zoos regularly use AI to keep the gene pools in working order?

yes, I malfunctioned.

MYSOGENISTS

I guess gorillas can be mysogensists too. Poor forward Koko.

I kind of get the feeling Koko should have a baby of her own....

meh. I love casual sex and don’t ever masturbate. I have tried it several times and done research to make sure I was doing it right but I just can't be interested in sex with no one else there. If I am alone in bed I am reading or sleeping. I feel like I'm missing out, but then..... meh. I'm just not that into me.

I always LOOVED casual sex. with men, women, whoever. I come, they come, no one comes - its all just a good way to get past the horribleness of small talk and actually have some fun - I liked it when they stayed the night and we had what I call a ‘micro relationship’. I liked it when they became friends. I liked it…

I have experienced Scandinavians getting a bit silly over me because I am multiracial and look 'exotic', whereas no one else has ever thought I look particularly interesting. You know, once they have asked me why my nose is so wide, which has happened more frequently than it should.

wait - IKEA has furniture?!?!?! I thought they only sold cheap and delicious cinnamon rolls. I should go further in....

I actually call myself fat because no matter how you call it, I am. so why not say it?

I can only imagine how gorgeous those pieces would be!

(I’m still campaigning for Big and Tall Women clothing for us Big and Tall Women, and I always will)