asparagusaspersions
AsparagusAspersions
asparagusaspersions

Ummm, okay.

The ‘Who’s the Best’ discussion may be well worn but wow helluva job showing contempt for your readers.

Pretty evident that LeBron is staring down the barrel of a 2-4 finals record (which but for a fingernail tip to Ray Allen, would be 1-5), so how does this record impact his long term legacy? Clearly this year his is bringing a spork to a gun fight, but he is still playing his ass off, and is the best player in the

NOT NEARLY EMPHASIZED ENOUGH:
Despite taking his shirt off, Harbaugh still wore full length khakis.

Yeah it’s called Entourage

This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

You know who doesn’t find anything distasteful? Chris Christie.

We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

The Dean gave the People’s Eyebrow

This was beyond excellent. Although, the did forget the most important part.

I’m stone-cold stunned at how fucking well they pulled this off.

It would also deprive us of watching Jon Lester hit.

That will never, ever happen. For better or worse, the NL will have a DH long before the AL even considers abolishing the position.

“Hey Draymond, stop raping and beating me!”

"Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?"