This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

You know who doesn’t find anything distasteful? Chris Christie.

We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

The Dean gave the People’s Eyebrow

This was beyond excellent. Although, the did forget the most important part.

I’m stone-cold stunned at how fucking well they pulled this off.

It would also deprive us of watching Jon Lester hit.

That will never, ever happen. For better or worse, the NL will have a DH long before the AL even considers abolishing the position.

Don’t sleep on the Inception soundtrack music in the background:

“Hey Draymond, stop raping and beating me!”

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.

Sorta. It’s part of the biblical patriarchy doctrine. Wives are supposed to look at their husbands like this in public to show how adoring they are of their wonderful, godly husbands and make their submissive, meek attitudes known to all. It’s not enough to say that you admire your husband, your face has to show it,…

her face said: Bob put more babies into my uterus

This will be the biggest soft ball/pander to the foxnews crowd interview of all time.