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Team No One

I suspect this is not the first time she had cookies or junk food in the lunch bag. I can’t imagine that teachers send letters on the first Oreo infraction. I also don’t necessarily take her at her word that her kid is not overweight. I'm guessing the teachers thought the kid had nutrition problems and wanted to,

Warriors beating the Mavs in ‘07 was pretty fucking fun though...

The Wiz/Hawks/Bulls would all get swept by whoever comes out of the West.

This is a lazy post. Games 4 and 5 were legitimately entertaining, and good basketball has been played by both teams (with, admittedly, occasional lapses). Also, this isn’t the same “pitiful” Nets team you saw in the regular season — they have noticeably improved their play, and Hollins has outcoached Bud for most of

I’m gay and I don’t get it. Although I usually do throw my jacket on some piece of furniture when I get home.

How do you know thursafternoon is straight? Also, I’m gay, and I don’t find it funny, so...

Apparently homosexual stereotypes are HILARIOUS as long as it’s a gay-on-gay crime. Reach a bit higher, please.

I think that’s an idea we can ALL get behind. Even *gasp* libertarians.

Don’t get it.

I was going to make a fortune on “I allowed systemic abuses of power to fester until my colleagues committed premeditated murder, then I complained about missing lunch in the ensuing riots and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” T-shirts. But who will buy them with no overtime pay?

I see the Stormfront shithead brigade is out in force on the “librul medyuh” sites to spread the gospel of intolerance and bullshit.

Imagine how the people working long hours, not getting overtime pay, and getting their necks broken must feel.

Not the WSJ. They probably think of that as good brand identity and wonder why more teams don’t go with regionally specific slurs as team names.

Does anybody really what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Fun fact! Reggie Miller blows as much as he sucks.

I’ll bet Marv Albert would’ve given Reggie a far better answer than Kevin Harlan did.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

“Uh... the fuck did you just say?”