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Also your first sentence is a fragment. Because your dumbness makes me feel petty like that.

I’ll make this quick:

Exactly. And I am a liberal person.

How could this possibly be life-threatening? Don’t be ridiculous.

Things will not end well for this individual.

+1

This is so useless. I could get all this advice in the first 50 hits on a Google search for insomnia. If you can't sleep, go to a doctor. Period.

Of course it tarnished his legacy. He’s a cheater, Pats are cheaters, everyone outside of New England gets this.

SO boring. Soccer is the worst.

You do realize that it’s almost football season, right?

Sanders = left. Obama = center left. Clinton = center. Kasich, Christie, Bush = right. Cruz, Walker, Huckabee, Carson, Paul, Rubio = Far right. Trump = the shame of the GOP and star of 10,000,000 Dem attack ads next year. Clinton 2016!!

You’re absolutely right.

I mean, you promote this, and still no one cares.

Fuck the Celts and Kelly Olynik. We would at least have Love still if it weren’t for your bush league style of play.

Congrats to the Warriors rich, Silicon Valley fanbase!!

My thoughts exactly. This man is my hero.

I love NBA basketball and tolerate hockey, but the NHL playoffs have a been a total joy to watch this year.

Wow, I thought they’d have more revenue than that.

She farted.

Don Henley is a scoundrel.