Who the fuck are these people?

Never change, Cardale! We love you!

Not their best stuff.

Jesus?

Because we just don’t get enough Jesus these days...

I would totally buy a fragrance called 8 PM.

Lame

Definitely not making excuses though...

I bet on Mayweather and won. I was happy. But I would have been happier if Pac had won.

Drunk

I like you, Mark.

Read a book!

USA USA USA!!!!

Normally I’d agree, but he’s a pretty serious dude. He’s gonna be a total stud wherever he plays. Best player in the whole draft.

That’s some dark shit for a 10 year old to witness.

UCF?

I’m pretty sure they’re saying “tissues.” It’s an emotional night.

Whoa, what’s your hang up with black people? Other than that you want to hang them up?

FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! FRANK!

Hippos eating small cats? Anyone?